the Mysterious Case of Mr. Poopy-Butt

So over Easter, someone fed me something non-Boone approved. I haven't ratted anyone out to Mom & Dad and have no intention to, but a Boone always remembers in case of blackmail.

Unfortunately, my stomach may have betrayed me.

I have no excuses.

What's really troubling is mom has cleaned it using every trick in her book. And there's still a stain. Then, one of her tricks left a bleached ring around the stain. So she's not happy. She says I ruined her rug.

If I'm going down, someone else is going down with me.