I can't help but notice Mom has been spending a lot of time with the biggest jerk of all time, Atticus. I don't see the appeal of him. He's little, with sharp claws, and he knows zero tricks. He can't shake or stay or even sit. He just does what he wants all the time.
Adding insult to injury, she's cuddlwing with him while wearing her Golden Retriever sweatshirt. He's such a jerk.
Dear Boone, if you think Atticus is mean now, you should have seen him 4 years ago! Believe me, your poor mom is just trying to make up for all the cuddling she didn't get from him back then - just remember, she has a Boone sweatshirt and not an Atticus one!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ms. Jennifer. That makes me feel a wittle bit better.
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